/> Pearls Before Swine: September 2015

Thursday, September 3, 2015

I'm calling you out!!!

I'm calling you out...


I think it's about time we discuss your driving...

Now, not all of you are horrible drivers and as we talk further, I'm sure...you'll know who you are...

Where do I begin? Let's just start with this weeks drivers.



Yesterday, we are driving on the 1-17 heading to court downtown. I'm in the middle lane. Driving. Minding my own business...when suddenly I almost get side swiped by a car to my left. I swerve, she misses...I'm pissed!

Now a common mistake, I can over look no problem but this was different. 


What do you do next? Yes, oh course! You pull right up next to them. You have to see what or why, what they are doing????

You wanna know what she was doing? Something I've never seen before while driving...

FLOSSING!!!! Oh my nasty are you serious!!!! I couldn't believe it. I was shocked, discussed. Not only is that one of the dumbest things I've seen. It's also very unsanitary. She's not washing her hands. So her nasty, plaque infested hands are going to touch everything. The entire day. I'm horrified just reliving the experience.

Seriously, please...for the health of those around you. Stop it, it's gross!!!!!!!!!!

The next driver is very common. You've seen them, probably daily.
The texters! You always know who they are. They are the ones, that at a stop light, who are always about half a football field length away from the vehicle in from of them. Never drive the speed limit. Yet use the left lane...drives me crazy.

Literally, it's everything within me to not honk my horn like a psycho. Waving my arms about and pointing.

Please, please...for your safety and mine. Please don't text and drive. Have you not seen those horrible commercials? So scary and you'd feel so bad, if you hurt someone or yourself.

Think about others when out driving. Some people are carrying precious cargo. Cargo you can't replace. Like children, parents, pets and you. Life is valuable and a gift. Don't mess that up for you or anyone else.

I won't go into other horror stories but will call out the rest of you, in my list below. This us a message from ALL of us and we are sick of your bad driving.


The eaters
The no signal users
The turn that shit music down, we don't wanna hear it.
The flossers
The texters
The makeup artists
The aggressive women
The oldies

You are all called out! Please discontinue and just drive.
All who agree, share! 

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