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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

19 Ultimate Gift Guides, to help you find that perfect gift!



I had have done the ultimate gift round up for you. Everything can be found on Amazon and that is because I hate it when people share a cool product and then you click the link and nothing! I mean, who doesn't love Amazon? Free shipping with Amazon Prime memberships and most of the time it's super fast shipping as well.  

So, I trolled through the site and have found the mega load of gift guides. If you are struggling to find a gift for someone in your life. You may find it here! I'll continue adding new gift ideas and guides, right up until Christmas. 

Every year I wrestle with what to get the special people in my life and every year it's like pulling hair. I wanted to make it easier for you and myself and so I found these guides below. 

The Fashionista


The Trendsetter


The New Home Owner


The Holiday Host


The Seasonal Hobbyist


The Winter Decorator


The Grill Master


The Gifted Gardener


The Organized Cleaner


Holiday Toy List Kiddos


The Family Chef


Holiday Home & Garden 


The Seasonal Celebrator



Hopefully, these guides will at least get you started and help you find the perfect gifts. 

I'll continue adding more as I find them! 

Merry Christmas from my family to yours! 




Updated 12/15/15












Friday, December 11, 2015

Let's make a difference in a child's life...

Let's make a difference in a child's life! 

Everyday, I am so thankful for the people in my life and the gifts God has given me but my children are the biggest gift I've ever received and I can't imagine life without seeing them smile or hearing them laugh. That's why I'm writing today. 

I'm so profoundly impacted on a daily basis by St. Jude and all these amazing children who are fighting the biggest fight and it's for their lives. It brings me to my knees. I can't imagine the struggle, the fear, the shear devastation they all must be feeling. 

St. Jude is an amazing hospital and they need our help, these kids need our help! 

I've created a page where you can make a donation to them and have made a goal of $500. I know that doesn't sound like much and I'm not saying you have to stop there!! We can all do our part. If you can't donate, then I'd please encourage you to share the page or post with friends and family. 

Let's me a difference in a child's life! In their families lives! One in five will die from cancer and one is diagnosed every hour. Please, let's not wait and let's get involved. 

Share the heck out of this!! No child!,  should ever have to go through what these children are going through. No parent should have to bury a child. 


I pray this post touches the lives of us around the world. I pray it encourages us to help and think about other people this season. Thank you so much for watching over these little one's and their families Lord. I pray for your healing touch on each one of their heads and ask that you bring comfort to those families with children who have been brought home. My heart and prayers are with you all. In Jesus Name, Amen! 

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Five Christmas Crafts, that will keep the kids busy during break!

Christmas is just around the corner and I don't know about you but soon the kids will be home for Christmas break. 

They will be bored, they will need something to do....if your kids are crafty like mine, then I've found some awesome DIY's you can do from home for relatively cheap and little mess. I'm all about little, to no clean up! 

The first one I just absolutely love and other than it being a bit time consuming, it's so easy and beautiful when completed. 

The Ribbon Tree


The Next ones is a Paper Christmas Ornament, which from reading the tutorial, looks some what easy. 

Paper Christmas Ornaments 



I love, love these and would have them in the house, as decor, all year! Without the star of course! :)

Book Trees

Super easy and fun crafts for your little ones. They can't feel left out! 

Ornament Candy Canes


Easy, yummy, and fun! Christmas Edible Ornaments, what is better than that? 

Edibles for the tree


All of these crafts and goodies are a sure fire way to keep the kids entertained this Christmas break! Plus, who doesn't love crafts you can eat? 

Merry Christmas with <3 b="">
from my family to yours! 





Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Hello..November!



I love this time of year. Beautiful fall colors, hot crackling fires, the holidays with people we love. 
It can be a magical time and a very stressful time. Dealing with shopping and planning. All the cooking....oh the cooking! Which is great and I love doing it, it's more the dishes I hate. :)

After a long day either at home as a busy mom or working a stressful job, you deserve some you time. I personally love my bathes, they just really help me unwind and relax. Normally, I've been adding Espon Salt. Which I'm a huge fan of. Love the stuff but I don't get any real pleasure from it. No smell, no bubbles....nothing. It takes the stress out and helps any aches and pains but that's about it. 

Until I started using Spazazz spa, hot tub and bath crystals. These crystals are amazing. The minute it touches the water you are whisked away into a better place of relaxation. It revitalizes and rejuvenates your mind, body and spirit.

 I was shocked at all the different aromas to choose from. White Vanilla Musk, Grapefruit Orange, Sweet Pea Apple and Lavandar Palmarosa, to name a few. 

Safe to use in your bath, spa or hot tub.
No oil residue behind. Hydrates and pampers your skin with moisturizing botanicals.
Also is a anti-inflammatory and a stress reliever. 
Made in the U.S.A., which is great. 

Long story short, I've liked the product so much I became a dealer. The prices are absolutely ridiculously cheap! For such a wonderful product.
5oz beads available for $6.95ea
Margarita Happy Hour
Pina Colada
Sex on the beach
Cosmo flirty
Love Potion #9
Ocean Mist
Sweet Pea Apple RejuvenateFresh Cut Flowers
Sangria Wild Fiesta

Boost Energy Therapy
Joint Therapy Inflammation 
De-Stress Stress Therapy
Rebuild Sports Therapy
Detox Therapy Detoxifying  
22oz Crystals $16
White Vanilla Musk
Grapefruit Orange
Lavandar Palmarosa

12oz $12
9oz $10

Tons of different fragances available. They would make amazing gifts and not so crazy expensive. 

Gifts like this to me are the best. It shows you're really thinking about me and care about how I'm feeling. 

Order forms are ready to go. I can get a list of all the different delicious fragances and I'll update that in this post later. If you'd like to order, message me from the contact me page. 

Take care of yourself and stay warm. I'm freezing already here in Arizona...I need my warm sun.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

I'm calling you out!!!

I'm calling you out...


I think it's about time we discuss your driving...

Now, not all of you are horrible drivers and as we talk further, I'm sure...you'll know who you are...

Where do I begin? Let's just start with this weeks drivers.



Yesterday, we are driving on the 1-17 heading to court downtown. I'm in the middle lane. Driving. Minding my own business...when suddenly I almost get side swiped by a car to my left. I swerve, she misses...I'm pissed!

Now a common mistake, I can over look no problem but this was different. 


What do you do next? Yes, oh course! You pull right up next to them. You have to see what or why, what they are doing????

You wanna know what she was doing? Something I've never seen before while driving...

FLOSSING!!!! Oh my nasty are you serious!!!! I couldn't believe it. I was shocked, discussed. Not only is that one of the dumbest things I've seen. It's also very unsanitary. She's not washing her hands. So her nasty, plaque infested hands are going to touch everything. The entire day. I'm horrified just reliving the experience.

Seriously, please...for the health of those around you. Stop it, it's gross!!!!!!!!!!

The next driver is very common. You've seen them, probably daily.
The texters! You always know who they are. They are the ones, that at a stop light, who are always about half a football field length away from the vehicle in from of them. Never drive the speed limit. Yet use the left lane...drives me crazy.

Literally, it's everything within me to not honk my horn like a psycho. Waving my arms about and pointing.

Please, please...for your safety and mine. Please don't text and drive. Have you not seen those horrible commercials? So scary and you'd feel so bad, if you hurt someone or yourself.

Think about others when out driving. Some people are carrying precious cargo. Cargo you can't replace. Like children, parents, pets and you. Life is valuable and a gift. Don't mess that up for you or anyone else.

I won't go into other horror stories but will call out the rest of you, in my list below. This us a message from ALL of us and we are sick of your bad driving.


The eaters
The no signal users
The turn that shit music down, we don't wanna hear it.
The flossers
The texters
The makeup artists
The aggressive women
The oldies

You are all called out! Please discontinue and just drive.
All who agree, share! 

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Monday, August 10, 2015

My attempt at a Gas Station Burrito.

We have this gas station near our house and literally there are tons of people, in line everyday for these burritos. They are a little hot and spicy, which normally is not my thing but they are so good. It's like this thick meat, sauce thing, with peppers and believe it or not...they don't have any cheese. I know...get out, right? Trust me they are fabulous.

 So of course, I thought to myself....I can do this. I don't know if you're like me but I am always taking food ideas and giving it a try. It's fun and most of the time I feel mine is better. Ha!

This still does need some tweaking but all in all they were very good. I did end up adding cheese and sour cream to mine. Which real made it even better, to me. You may just like it without.

First is the ingredients, I ran down to the local grocery store and picked up some:



 Some spices I used are, salt, pepper, parsley, garlic salt, chopped onions, ground pepper and Mexican oregano.


2 Jalapenos
2 Small Tomatoes
1 Large Onion
3 Cloves Garlic
3 Tomatillos
2 packs Thinly Cut Steak
3 New Mexican Chile's (soaked in water to soften)


What I did first was wash all the veggies and then sliced then in half, except the garlic cloves. I place those cut pieces on a greased pizza pan or you can use a cookie sheet. If you'd like to use a grill, you can do so as well.



 Be sure to salt and pepper all the veggies before roasting. It helps release more of their natural flavors. If you want your sauce even hotter, then leave the seeds in the peppers and jalapenos. The seeds add the heat!



Place in oven at 450 degrees for 10-20 mins and watch them. You just want them a little bit blacked but not too much or your sauce will come out bitter.


 Roasted and done. Could have gotten them a little bit darker. Next time, I'll let them go a tab longer.


Next, I chopped up the steak in small pieces and browned that in the frying pan. I added salt and pepper to that as well.


For the sauce, I used my blender and added all those nicely toasted veggies into the blender to blend. 






After everything is blended well, you'll have something like this. 
Next I get out the old crock pot and place my cooked meat inside and cover with the red sauce we just made. Turn that baby on high and simmer for hours. I let mine go a good 3-4 hours. It really tenderizes the meat and cooks down some of the spiciness.  

I make sure and taste and stir as it cooks. You may need to add more salt or other spices per your liking. 



Looks a little like chile but doesn't taste like it. This is spicy hot and full of delicious flavors. 



Any suggestions are always welcome, just comment or email me at pearlbeforeswine15@gmail.com. If you have any recipes you'd like to share, I'd love to do so!! 

Take care and have a great day!! 


Sunday, August 9, 2015

Baked Oatmeal Cookies and fun for kids before school starts!

Baked Oatmeal Cookies

One of the family's favorites and super fun to make with the kids. I like to do mine without raisins and instead I add m&m's. 


Ingredients 
6 cups quick cooking oats
1 1/2 cups milk
4 eggs, lightly beaten
2/3 cup chunky applesauce
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/3 cup butter
1/4 cup white sugar
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla extract

Directions
Prep time: 10 minutes
Cook time: 20-30 minutes
Ready in about 30-60 minutes

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch baking dish.

Mix oats, milk, eggs, applesauce, brown sugar, butter, white sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, and vanilla extract together in a bowl until oats are evenly moistened; pour into prepared baking dish. 

Bake in the preheated oven until set and just golden brown, 20 to 30 minutes.




Super easy and a great way to spend some time with the kids before they go back to school.










How to roast fresh chiles at home.....and then make a red sauce with them!


How to Roast 
chiles at home

It’s easy in an oven, on top of a gas stove, or on an outdoor grill.



Let’s start with green chiles, the ones most frequently roasted. Plan on twenty minutes for oven roasting, putting the green chiles in a single layer on a baking sheet and blistering them at 450° F until the skins have blackened in many spots. Turn as needed for uniform scorching until the chiles look collapsed.

If you are only roasting a couple of pods, hold them with tongs over the flame of a gas burner for a few minutes, turning to blacken all over, or use an asador, a wire-mesh griddle.

On a gas or charcoal grill, place the green chiles on the grate over a hot fire, searing them on all sides for about ten minutes. 

Roast fresh red pods the same ways, but their higher moisture content will keep them from blistering and blackening as fully. To judge readiness, look for loosening skin and a deep brown shade.

How to steam and peel fresh chiles

After roasting chiles, steam them immediately to loosen the skins.
Place pods in a Ziploc plastic bag or a covered bowl and let them sit five to ten minutes or until cool enough to handle.

If dealing with any quantity of chile's, wear rubber gloves to avoid getting capsaicin (the substance that gives the pods heat) on your hands; it doesn't wash off easily and can irritate the skin.

Strip off the peel. You may find yourself wanting to run water over the chiles to help with the process since some peel is bound to stick. Don’t do it any more than absolutely necessary, however, because it dilutes flavor. Instead, rinse your gloved hands under the running water.

Remove stems and seeds unless you are planning to stuff the chiles, in which case it’s better to leave the stem and any seeds still attached to avoid weakening the pod.

Use the sauce in enchiladas, burritos, tamales, or smothered on top of basically anything. This sauce will keep up to 6 days refrigerated and freezes well.

Servings: 4 cups
  • 8 ounces (about 20 to 25) dried whole red New Mexican chile pods, mild, medium, hot, or a combination. 
  • 4 cups water or chicken stock (divided use)
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 1 medium onion, minced
  • 3 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 to 2 teaspoons crumbled dried Mexican oregano, or marjoram
  • 1 teaspoon salt, or more to taste
Directions
Toast dried whole chile pods in a heavy skillet over medium heat until they are warm and release their fragrance, 1 to 2 minutes per side.

Remove the chiles from the skillet immediately. When cool enough to handle, break each chile pod into several pieces (wearing rubber or plastic gloves if your skin is sensitive), discarding the stem and seeds.

Place half the chile pieces in a blender and pour in one-half of the water or stock. Puree until mostly smooth but with a few flecks of chile still visible in the liquid.

Warm the oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic, and sauté several minutes until the onion is limp.

Pour in the blended chile mixture, then add oregano and salt.

Puree the remaining chiles with the remaining water and pour it into the sauce in the pan. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer for a total of 20 to 25 minutes.

After about 15 minutes, taste the sauce and adjust seasonings. When ready, the sauce will be cooked down enough to coat a spoon thickly but still drop off of it easily. 

Use warm or refrigerate for later use